Eminem Jingle Balls - Eminem jingle balls

Chorus:
Jingle balls Jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke
HEY! (x2)
Verse 1:
Dashing through the snow
With a one horse huge as dick
Put it in his ass
And tell his ass he didn't buy me shit
I'm broke as hell I'm pissed
He knows that but but still
He didn't bring any presents for me!
Fuck Christmas eat dick!(eat dick)
Chorus:
Jingle balls Jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke
HEY! (x2)
Verse 2:
A day or 2 ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And go to the mail and punch his face
And tell him fucking die
He looks like a used up tampton
I hate him, fuck him Damn FRAUD!
And all I want for Christmas is a knife
To cut his head off!
Chorus:
Jingle balls Jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (both of them)
Santa Clause is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke
HEY! (x2)
Outro:
Yeah, well I really feel bad for the poor kids
Because they find out last sooner there's no Santa Clause
The rich kids? They can go like 20 years old
And not know there's no Santa Clause
Because the family is so rich
They buy em what they want
When they want it, how they want it
Where they want it
I would tell Santa, buy me this Santa
At the mall, I would tell him like
"Yo I want this Santa Clause"
And he'd be like "Ho, ho, ho
For Sho I'll give this for you Sonny"
And I wake up in Christmas day and
What do I have at my tree?
Nothing!
Nothing!